Post by Bruce Banner/Hulk on Oct 5, 2012 11:35:51 GMT -5
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Hello Bewildered Sentient Being,
If you are reading this, you may notice that you are in a small, padded room with no windows or doors. Please do not panic. You will be transported into your proper place upon completion of reading this letter.
How do we know when you’re finished? We’re watching you, silly. Yes, it is in the creepy way. Get used to it, because congratulations! You have met all our requirements to be a part the new reality show, The Failure and Drama Show; that being, you are a likely carbon-based life form. If you are not a carbon-based life form, welcome to the planet and we apologize for the mix up (sign the enclosed waver, as we may or may not be dissecting you for science).
The Failure and Drama Show is a widely-broadcasted program where we select many individuals from varying worlds, times, or dimensions and allow them to interact and compete in various challenges in our large expanse of property with themed sections. Each participant has been put in a certain team corresponding with their species or other physical traits. These teams include:
Team Flea-Bag (for animal or animal-like contestants)
Team Fleshling (for human or humanoid contestants)
Team Sparkle (for fantasy or magic-using contestants)
Team Pasta (for horror or monster-like contestants)
Team Lazer (for sci-fi or ridiculously powerful contestants)
You will soon be transported to your appropriate condo and will be introduced to the other members on your team (condos are not gender-separated). Please note that your team’s condo will be placed in an area that corresponds to your team’s theme:
Team Flea-Bag in Forest-Land
Team Fleshling in City-Land
Team Sparkle in Magic-Land
Team Pasta in Horror-Land
Team Lazer in Space-Land
Also note the hidden cameras in the condo; in the bathrooms too.
The premise behind the show, as the title suggests, is to create as much failure and drama between our contestants as possible. In order to do this we have organized the weeks to play out as fallowing:
- Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdays will be spent taking part in a variety of challenges (many of which are indeed rigged so one team will dominate the others) in order to win prizes. Each day’s challenge will take place in one specific “-Land”. Prizes range from things such as a free shopping spree in City-Land, to exemption from the next challenge, to God-like powers. The losers of the challenge, however, are punished in various ways.
- Friday, Saturday and Sundays will be Open Days where contestants can explore the various lands in the world and interact with fellow contestants from their team or other teams. Booze is free and hard partying is strongly encouraged.
- Finally, on Monday all the teams will gather together at midnight. This is the day that one individual from each team that lost that week will be voted to Banishment-Land and stripped of their powers (if any). However, those exiled to Banishment-Land are not out of the game; they are forced to be their own team (Team Loser) and compete in events just like the other teams. Slowly, as you expect, the number of Team Loser will increase to become more formidable as more are banished.
How do you win? Once there are only a few contestants who remain who are not on Team Loser, the final challenge will be initiated; a battle between Team Loser and the last contestants in a land chosen by the last contestants. The victor will be the winners of The Failure and Drama Show (and receive immortality). Of course it’s not fair!
* In the likely event of your death, we are pleased to announce that our advanced technology will revive you relatively painlessly so you may continue making us money! However, if you need to be revived, you are immediately a part of Team Loser, because you died so you suck. Na-na na-na-na-na.
Please enjoy failing hard and starting drama.
Love,
Doctor James P. Valture, Game-Master
Hello Bewildered Sentient Being,
If you are reading this, you may notice that you are in a small, padded room with no windows or doors. Please do not panic. You will be transported into your proper place upon completion of reading this letter.
How do we know when you’re finished? We’re watching you, silly. Yes, it is in the creepy way. Get used to it, because congratulations! You have met all our requirements to be a part the new reality show, The Failure and Drama Show; that being, you are a likely carbon-based life form. If you are not a carbon-based life form, welcome to the planet and we apologize for the mix up (sign the enclosed waver, as we may or may not be dissecting you for science).
The Failure and Drama Show is a widely-broadcasted program where we select many individuals from varying worlds, times, or dimensions and allow them to interact and compete in various challenges in our large expanse of property with themed sections. Each participant has been put in a certain team corresponding with their species or other physical traits. These teams include:
Team Flea-Bag (for animal or animal-like contestants)
Team Fleshling (for human or humanoid contestants)
Team Sparkle (for fantasy or magic-using contestants)
Team Pasta (for horror or monster-like contestants)
Team Lazer (for sci-fi or ridiculously powerful contestants)
You will soon be transported to your appropriate condo and will be introduced to the other members on your team (condos are not gender-separated). Please note that your team’s condo will be placed in an area that corresponds to your team’s theme:
Team Flea-Bag in Forest-Land
Team Fleshling in City-Land
Team Sparkle in Magic-Land
Team Pasta in Horror-Land
Team Lazer in Space-Land
Also note the hidden cameras in the condo; in the bathrooms too.
The premise behind the show, as the title suggests, is to create as much failure and drama between our contestants as possible. In order to do this we have organized the weeks to play out as fallowing:
- Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursdays will be spent taking part in a variety of challenges (many of which are indeed rigged so one team will dominate the others) in order to win prizes. Each day’s challenge will take place in one specific “-Land”. Prizes range from things such as a free shopping spree in City-Land, to exemption from the next challenge, to God-like powers. The losers of the challenge, however, are punished in various ways.
- Friday, Saturday and Sundays will be Open Days where contestants can explore the various lands in the world and interact with fellow contestants from their team or other teams. Booze is free and hard partying is strongly encouraged.
- Finally, on Monday all the teams will gather together at midnight. This is the day that one individual from each team that lost that week will be voted to Banishment-Land and stripped of their powers (if any). However, those exiled to Banishment-Land are not out of the game; they are forced to be their own team (Team Loser) and compete in events just like the other teams. Slowly, as you expect, the number of Team Loser will increase to become more formidable as more are banished.
How do you win? Once there are only a few contestants who remain who are not on Team Loser, the final challenge will be initiated; a battle between Team Loser and the last contestants in a land chosen by the last contestants. The victor will be the winners of The Failure and Drama Show (and receive immortality). Of course it’s not fair!
* In the likely event of your death, we are pleased to announce that our advanced technology will revive you relatively painlessly so you may continue making us money! However, if you need to be revived, you are immediately a part of Team Loser, because you died so you suck. Na-na na-na-na-na.
Please enjoy failing hard and starting drama.
Love,
Doctor James P. Valture, Game-Master